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richeysmiraclekiwifruit:

Okay guys so, I’ve invented what I think may be the greatest thing of all time. It’s a new cocktail of my own invention and it’s called the Richey.

How to make the Richey:

You will need:-
1L Smirnoff Red Label Vodka
1L Ocean Spray cranberry juice
1 medium kiwi fruit

Method:-
In a tall glass or jug, mix 3 parts vodka with one part cranberry juice. Slice the kiwi in half, and cut one half into cubes - add these cubes to the drink. Squeeze the juice from the other half straight into the cocktail.

Serve lukewarm backstage.

It’s alcohol and miracle cure in one! Designed to increase guitar proficiency by at least 400%. 

(Source: sean-moore)